Press Release: SFU Becomes Quidditch UK Offical

After much consideration, the SFU Marauders have decided not to renew their Quidditch Canada membership for the 2015-2016 season.

"It was a long and difficult decision, but we could not lie about being Canadian any longer," team president Talor Mykle-Winkler said, "We live in a place called British Columbia. It was only a matter of time before the rest of the quidditch community caught on."

According to Mykle-Winkler, the team has plans to join QuidditchUK for the 2015-2016 season.

The rest of the team was unavailable for comment.

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